Retired_Soon
May I have your name? You sound like you know me and the group very well. I hope you are not one of the friend of mine and playing the trick on my, or I'm going to kill her. LOL, Just kidding.
I'm glad that you have decided to join the SI just to chat with us, to share your excitement and most important of all, to show your support for our baby show.
As we have a the ducks line up in the rows. The banking alliance is probably in the backstage to put her make up on. I think we are ready for the show. In less than 90 minutes, we will start our first show and it will go on never end. Make sure you have plenty of snack foods, popcorn, and drink... to last you for days. Oh by the way, the restroom and the fitness rooms are behind the backstage. If you want to take a break, go over there and relax. Don't, I repeat, Don't go out of the exit because you may not be able to return. Or you may have to pay for a must higher price to get back in. So, think twice before you go out of the exit door.
Now, let's just seat back, relax, put your seat belt on and enjoy the show. There are some views in this show is not good for weak hearts, so I you need help please consult with Dr. Greenback and his gang.
Coffee is free, it's our compliment for your loyalty for more than a year now. The CoffePot is at....wait a minute, where the heck is the coffeepot? maybe someone has thrown it into the garbage can. Oh well, no coffee, whose needs it??? I'm guarantee you this show won't put you to asleep.
Oh, I just got a message from the front ticket booth, anyone know Mr. Bob H.???? He needs to borrow some change to purchase at the front. he shorted PNLK at .85 cents and now he is broke. His broker told him to eat is short after he try to borrow 6 dollars to buy the ticket to get in to see today show. TsioKawe, would you care to give him one of your shares that you were luckily enough to earn after the rock on last Wednesday and give it to him for free?? I'm sure he would be very very appreciated.
Make sure you can get him a seat close to the front because he is Very..I repeat Very Short sighted.
Oh Chris puff..puff, would you please stop smoking in this theater please. The baby is allergic to smoke..me too..cough...cough..
And Ztec, no recorder machine in here since we will provide you hard copy on our web tool.
Buche, ready for your tricks??? keep it going my friend.
Allen, stop cutting and paste all of those links and focus in getting adversting on the screen..we want to show that.
Phew..two years...two years of preparation and finally a dream come true. Anyone has a cellular phone, please call the office and tell the staff that we are Really appreciated all of their hard work and deliver everything that they've promised.
Congratulation JPC, for YOUR DREAM has come true.
To the SI Team, Keep up the Good Work.
And Now,
Let's the show begin.
Happy Investing,
Johnny |
