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To: Vendit™ who wrote (236)	4/17/1999 12:18:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) of 430

Market Report >>Helium was up - feathers were down. >>Paper was stationary. >>Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. >>Knives were up sharply. >>Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. >>Hiking equiment was trailing. >>Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. >>Weights were up in heavy trading. >>Light switches were off. >>Mining equipment hit rock bottom. >>Diapers remained unchanged. >>Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. >>The market for raisins dried up. >>Coca Cola fizzled. >>Caterpiller stock inched up a bit. >>Sun peaked at midday. >>Balloon prices were inflated. >>Scott tissue hit a new bottom. >>And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market. >> >>Three new bonds were issued. >> * Lewinsky bond: Has no maturity. >> * Gore bond: Has no interest. >> * Clinton bond: Has no principle. >> >>

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