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FIVE SURGEONS:
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like engineers...those guys
always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and
when
the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
and
no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
******AND THEN COMES....****
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their
horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would
feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and
exotic fruits.
One day, the teacher brought in a great variety of Lifesavers candies, more
flavors than you could ever imagine.
"Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these," said the
teacher.
Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste of cherries, lemons
and mints, but when the teacher had they put honey lifesavers in their
mouths, all of the children were stumped.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your Mommy
probably calls your Daddy all the time."
Instantly, one little boy spat the Lifesaver candy out of his mouth and
yelled,
"Spit 'em out, you guys! They're assholes!"
david
PS: street, you've got a wierd style of FORE-play, I gotta sat |
