Gound Control: GNET 236 this is GC, do you copy? Over. GNET 236, GNET 236 do you copy? Over.
GNET 236: Roger that GC this is 236 we copy over.
GC: GNET 236 good to hear you again, we had lost contact. Your last transmission at 1146 hrs you stated "Houston we have a problem". Over.
GNET 236: Roger that we did, our radio was going out. We have another problem. Jed...err..Major Tom has something to say.
Jed (aka Major Tom): Whatda hell is goin on? First, ya shake me like a old coon hound a skakin the water off and then I find out the only viddles ya have on dishere contrapshion is in tubes. Stuff dat looks like what comes out the sippin' still when I clean it out. Ain't no possum pie ain't no sweet potato pie, ain't even a sippin jug as fer as I can tell.
GC: Major Tom we do have processed coon cheese spread on board, BLUE why didn't you show him the coon spread?
GNET 236: I used it to fix the radio, over.
GC: A roger that.
GNET 236: GC how did my GNET do yesterday?
GC: BLUE most internets got killed. Your GNET was down 27+, over.
GNET: Roger that, down 27, means we should go up 27 today.
GC: You don't seem worried BLUE.
GNET 236 Roger that GC. The market is just showing they don't know anything about internets, a buying op, over.
GC: Roger that, a buying op.
GC: Proceed with the Mission, 236 is a go. Decoy craft used yesterday, the whole world thinks you came down yesterday.
GNET 236 Roger that, decoy deployed and bought, GNET 236 proceeding with the mission.
GC: God speed GNET 236
GNET 236: Ah Roger that, Earl Mason sucks. GNET 236, out.
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