Don't tell anybody, but I spoke to an "insider" at CYOE today, and he revealed their secret that's gonna set the world on fire: They're going to manufacture their switches out of meat… Specifically, beef jerky. The insider, who asked not be identified, said they got the idea from Edible Underwear.
"Beef is the perfect hi-tech alternative to all those confusing wires and switches," he said. "Circuits and thingamajigs don't grab the imagination of the average investor, especially the dull-witted ones who are prone to invest in CYOE, but hey, everybody loves jerky!"
Look for CYOE to go the moon later this week when they officially announce this revelation.
(On a side note, when I asked him if it was true that nobody has much interest in utilizing their switches, that their entire marketing campaign is nothing but smoke and mirrors designed to bilk their investors out of money by misleading them and artificially inflating their stock price, and that the true value of their stock is actually about $0/share, he said, "For the record, NO COMMENT". – Then he closed his eyes,
clicked his heels together three times and started chanting, "There's no place like home… There's no place like…"
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