A couple was golfing one day on a very, very
exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses.
On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very
careful when you drive the ball - don't knock out any
windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."
The wife teed up and shanked it right through the
window of the biggest house on the course. The
husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out
for the houses! All right, let's go up there, apologize
and see how much this is going to cost."
They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard
a voice say, "Come on in."
They opened the door and saw glass all over the
floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer.
A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that
broke my window?"
"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied.
"No, actually I want to thank you - I'm a genie that
was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle.
You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three
wishes - I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep
the last one for myself."
"OK, great!" the husband said. " I want a million
dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem - it's the least I could do. And you,
what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the
wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world," she
said. "Consider it done." the genie replied.
"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I
haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years.
My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we
did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey.
I guess I don't care." (And neither did the wife.)
The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her
for two hours. After it was over, the genie rolled
over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your
husband, anyway?"
"35." she replied.
"And he still believes in genies? That's amazing..." |
