careful what you wish for
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the
still snow-choked
trails looking for cattle that survived the winter.
As one cowboy's
horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a
rattlesnake warming
itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and
the cowboy drew his
six-gun to shoot the snake.
"Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't
shoot. I'm an enchanted
rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give
you any three wishes
you want."
The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew hw was
safely out of the
snake's striking range. He said, "Ok, first, I'd
like to have a face
like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a build like Arnold
Schwarzenegger, and
finally, I'd like sexual equipment like this here
horse I'm riding."
The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back
to the bunk house
you'll have all three wishes."
The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at
full speed all the
way to the bunk house. He dismounted on the run and
went straight
inside to the mirror.
Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of
Clark Gable. He ripped
the shirt off his back and revealed bulging,
rippling muscles, just like
Arnold Schwarzenegger's. Really excited now, he tore
down his jeans,
looked at his crotch and shouted,
"My God, I was riding the mare!" |
