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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (517)4/23/1999 1:52:00 AM
From: Sammie  Read Replies (1) of 2380
 
LOL...Need a Carpenter?
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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison.
During his stay, he got along well with the guards
and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that
deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements
for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After
3 years, Andy was recognized as one of the best
carpenters in the local area. Often he would be given
a weekend pass to do odd jobs for the citizens of the
community.... and he always reported back to prison
before Sunday night was over.

The warden was thinking of remodeling his kitchen and
in fact had done much of the work himself. But he lacked
the skills to build a set of kitchen cupboards and a
large counter top which he had promised his wife. So
he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete
the job for him.

But, alas, Andy refused. He told the warden, "Gosh, I'd
really like to help you but counter fitting is what got
me into prison in the first place".

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