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Pastimes : May Day, also known as Beltane
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To: E who wrote (290)4/23/1999 2:14:00 PM
From: The Philosopher  Read Replies (1) of 2063
 
If swoon thou must--and indeed it would be most decorous (to say nothing of decorative) of such an innocent young maid as thyself to swoon--be certain that you swoon nowhere but into my embracing arms.

I fear that you rightly divine the motives of the Lady (Lady? The woman is no Lady, she is a Securities Analyst, but we will allow her the honorific title, undeserving as it may be) Edwarda. She has suggested that she has wicked (or at the least wickedly delightful) designs on my skills and artistry.

But rest assured (and be sure you rest now for there will be little rest for you once our artistic endeavors are underway) that my artistry will be reserved only for your most enchanting body (indeed, I do feel enchanted, which is to say somewhat lightheaded, as I prepare myself for the hardness of the effort which lies before us).

The Lady Edwarda will not divert my attentions from thy wonders.

Unless, of course, she cometh up with a better offer.

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