Subject: FW: Y2K - good news from Corporate
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From: Corporate IT Y2K Team
To: Y2K Program Manager, HQ
Subject: Y2K Date Change Project Status
Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget.
We have gone through every line of code in every program in all
systems. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including
backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the
change.
We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y2K" date change
mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all
data to reflect your new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August,
September, October, November, December
As well as:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
I trust this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this
"Y to K" problem has made any sense to us. But I understand it is
a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.
And what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which,
what do you think we ought to do next year when the two-digit year
rolls over from 99 to 00?
Cheers.
Chris |
