Great weeding day toast with a special occasion rant thrown in just for this event; knew we could all count on you, Maurice! Hey there my good man, you spilled a small tipple of sherry; no worry. Here, sir; I happen to have in my vest pocket several Cohiba Esplendidos and a few Montecristo "A's". Would you like one? Anyone else?
Ah, the music has begun. Look at that exquisite young woman with the enchanting eyes over by the punch bowl. Catch you later, Mquarice! Enjoy the Cohiba, my friend. ; )
A toast to Gregg!
May you never lie, steal, cheat or drink.
But if you must lie, lie in each other's arms.
If you must steal, steal each other's kisses.
If you must cheat, cheat death together.
And if you must drink, drink with us, your loyal friends. |
