<<Innocent are you, my dear Chuzz? Then how come I saw you
sneaking off into the woods with that slut E just a short while
ago?>>
How dare you impugn my reputation for pristine innocence with this calumny?! Chuzz is a mere platonic friend, and had the kindness to offer to prime the canvas which has been dedicated, warp and woof, to the creative use of my Master, Christopher. Many is the time I have begged Sir Chris to dally with his trembling canvas, and brushes, of course, in advance of the main event; but he is a busy man, and had not the time to spare for the... preliminaries.
Chuzz merely filled the breach. He and I are both above reproach in this matter.
(How deftly, Edwarda, you eluded my grasp and hustled yourself down from the heights of the arching bridge! Yes, you are, certainly, an impressive hustler....) |
