Perhaps it would be best if you kept secret your virgin state. There are some here, harlots by nature, who would see that chasteness as a delicious challenge!
Oh, those whores, they shame me, for I also am a Woman, and one of, i confess it, heated passions, dear fellow!
These sordid matters are difficult for one so pure as you to understand, you naive boy. Come with me! Walk down this path to the Private Meadow. The more I consider your unsullied state, the more urgently important it seems that you be... be... counselled by me in certain... areas. Artistic ones!... I will show you my canvas, and then I will tell you, what, when you are with a woman, er, a canvas....
Hark! Is that Lady Edwarda whom I hear approaching through the bushes? |
