Saturday April 24, 10:00 pm Eastern Time
Company Press Release
SOURCE: Submerging Company Report
FBNA Announces Homeopathetic Medicine. Discovers Remedy for [Reference Deleted]
WASHINGTON DC--(Barbed Wire)--April 22, 1999—More than two centuries ago, Samuel Hahnemann of Germany developed a system of therapeutic medicine which today is called Homeopathy. FBNA scientists building on Samuel Hahnemann's research have laid the foundation for the new science of Homeopathetic Medicine.
Homeopathy's underlying premise is summarized in the Latin phrase: "simila similibus curantur”, which, literally translated, means: "like is cured by like". Samuel Hahnemann's last English press release (Manuscript Wire) April 1, 1699, offered this summary of his underlying premise: “Ifth soemething irritatus yoeu, taeke a liettle of ith and diluteth the heoll out of ith. Ifth a bee stingus yoeu causing buerning, stienging, ietching, and sweolling, grind that suecker up and add toens of waeter then sell it to others as a cureth for bee stingus. Ifth enouegh thingus irritatis yoeur sensitivities, yoeu'll eventually be riech.” This concept is called the Law of “Similars.” Also known as “fight fire with fire.”
FBNA scientists, building upon Samuel Hahnemann seminal works, have, developed a system of therapeutic medicine called Homeopathetic medicine. . The underlying premise is summarized in the pig Latin phrase: “at eay y may horts say”, which literally is translated as a message to [reference deleted]. The system addresses stock and trademark dilution. When asked about the new science an FBNA spokesperson said, “clueless people and pathetic organization need to take their meds. We are trying to make it easier to swallow.”
Homeopathetic medicine, like conventional medicine, is available in both prescription and non-prescription ("over-the-counter" or OTC BB) forms. OTC BB medications, including both conventional drugs and homeopathetic remedies, are generally restricted to specific potencies and can be sold only for self - limiting conditions and symptoms.
Tom
Ps: cOUSIN sHORTY, thanks for the “Barbed Wire” idea.
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