<P.S. From now on I will not allow myself to post on any threads on SI when I've had a "few" Budweisers.>
Stu,
Neither Mr. Kirby, nor I, nor you, for that matter, dictate decorum on this, or any SI thread. They pay censors the big bucks to play big brother. As a man who has also sucumbed to the W.C. Fields dilemma of an occasional extra beer or twelve, (Ah yes, t'was a woman who drove me to drink.. and to think, I never properly thanked her for it) I forward you the following solace.
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Stay and enjoy, Bill |
