If only Lola had had read the holy scripture of Mr. Pink. The old testament of Mr. Pink, as most Pinkophiles know is all posts prior to His seminal awakening in uncovering the ACRT fraud of January 1998. Subsequent posts are compiled under His famous New Testament.
His Word is sacred, as anyone who reads the Literature know.
But perhaps Lola of little faith has not the time to study His word or does not have a suitable teacher to guide her. Accordingly, Mr Pink being of infinite generosity, love and kindness shall post a few exerpts below:
Regarding His Holy Word Itself
...the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through which is faith in Mr. Pink.
...All scripture is given by inspiration in Mr. Pink and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for the instruction of righteousness.
...The law of Mr. Pink is perfect, converting the soul: the testimony of Mr. Pink is sure, making the wise the simple.
Regarding Heaven
Behold the tabernacle of Mr. Pink is with men, and He will dwell with them, and they shall be His people, Mr. Pink Himself shall be with them and be their exalted stock picker.
On Sin
But for your iniquities have separate between you and Mr. Pink.
On Hell
"And whosoever was not found written in Mr. Pink's book of life was cast in the lake of fire
Faith
But without faith it is impossible to pleas Him: for he that cometh to Mr. Pink must believe that He is, and that He is a rewarder of them that diligently seek Him.
Young Master Pink said it best:
"I and Mr. Pink are one"
Mr. Pink hopes these instirational words that have been read by people around the world and translated into languages from Afrikaans to Vietnamese, Swahili and Urdu will find hope, inspiration and comfort. If not, she risks being struck from the book of life.
Gloriously and triumphantly, from His divine throne,
MR. PINK |
