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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: MoneyBaggs who wrote (547)4/28/1999 7:07:00 PM
From: FREAKAZOID  Read Replies (2) of 2380
 
This guy went out to fetch his morning paper..above him in the tree he heard some loud movement and grunting..he looked up to see what it was, and saw an enormous Silver Back Gorilla. He left the paper and hurried inside to call the Zoo to capture the mighty beast. When he told the Zoo about the Gorilla, they said there was nothing they could do, but did give him the number of a professional that could capture the creature with out harming it.
He contacted the Gorilla catcher and explained that he did not wish to hurt the animal, the Catcher reassured him that that is his expertise.
The Gorilla catcher arrived quickly in his pick-up truck loaded with a giant-sized cage, he stepped out of the truck accompanied by his Rot-weiler and a 12 gauge shot gun. When the owner of the house saw the shot gun he felt uneasy about what was about to happen. The Gorilla catcher casually walked up to the owner of the house handed him the gun and said "hold this" , the owner immediately asked "exactly what is your plan!! and why am I holding a shot gun!!" The Gorilla catcher replied in a slighty hick voice " Easy now son, what I am gonna do, is climb up that there tree and shake the branch BIG BOY is standin on and make him fall down to the ground..then Rex, my Rot, is gonna bite on to his balls, then I am gonna ease the Big Boy into the cage".
"Ok sounds good but why the hell do I have to hold this gun?". the owner asked.
The Gorilla catcher immediately answered "Just by chance..if I slip and fall out of the tree...I want you to shoot that damn dog!".

freak!!
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