OT - joke.
A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping across the
middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but
unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The
driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over
to
the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful that
he began to cry.
A blonde woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side
of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the
man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and
killed it."
The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to
her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp,
dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the
two people and hopped down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stopped,
turned around, waved at the two people again, hopped down the road
another 10 feet,
turned, waved, and hopped another 10 feet, turned and waved and
repeated
this again and again and again and again, until it was out of sight.
The
man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in
the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was
in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?" The woman
turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:
"Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair. Adds Permanent
Wave." |
