Gum disease. You might save yourself some money if you buy one of those new toothbrushes that buzz! No kiddin'! They remove most of taht hard thangy' stuff that sits on your gums and prods your teeth til' they are so loose they fall out of your mouth.
The new toothbrush costs $100.00 or more, depending on where you buy it.
It is a very, successful product. Housemate told me that if the company that makes it ever goes public, buy shares!
Terrible joke but then you said your day wasn't great either.
In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have
been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life.
You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life.
The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods
and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs
snapping. After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the
bushes, satisfied and smiling.
Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like
to continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do
it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure... but this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll shit on it's head!"
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