Message 9250406
Sir, to this message that you did tack upon the door of the Spelling and Grammar Lab, I must reply here.
I have an excellent proposal. I shall soothe thy pain, as you request. However, I must point out to you that I, also, have much pain, of the psychological variety, brought upon me by your compulsive not to mention roguish womanizing, and as you are its author, Sir, it would be only sensible to have another gentleman, oh, perhaps, Sir Steven, peut etre? soothe this most tragic pain of mine!
This is not to say that I do not look forward with eagerness to our heated sport this Eve of the Day of the Main Misbehavior! No, au contraire, at the mere thought of it, my heart fairly pounds in my (lovely) breast!
[sotto voce: i must not close down any option so close to the festivities, and in truth these lads both are so fair as to turn the head of any warm blooded maiden... hmmmm... I dost wonder....] |
