Folks, the Bald Man is back after 3 long months.
It is all Annette's fault, she keeps on insisting me buying some AOL, so I figure I should short AOL. Why ??? If she is right, she deserves to make some money, but if she is wrong, at least one of us would make some money. And I learn a very expensive lesson, you never bet against Annette, I start getting margin calls 3 days after I entered my position, one of the caller identified himself as margin_man, it is not you, right, buddy. Anyhow, AOL never looks back. I think I should check myself into Net_Stud_Trading_Anonymous, I am so ashame, the only way out is to go underground, I changed my identity, I have not seen my 5 year old for 3 months now, and that is terrible. The margin dude keeps calling me, I have to go get a toupee so that he will not recognize me, I have to sell one of my eyes to pay for that toupee, and the toupee dude wants an eye plus a kidney, damn it, now I am a blindgeezer Trying to get an arm and a leg is bad enough, but an eye and a kidney, that is way too much, pure greed, that is what Wall Street is all about, I told him to go to hell, and after hours of negotiation, he finally sells the toupee to me, but he took the warranty off.
I tried to go to work, they will not let me in because they do not know who I am. I lost my job, actually they are thinking of firing me anyways because my boss caught me with my finger on the ‘quote' button all day, not to mention, my other finger is on the ‘free nude pic' button. To make matter worse, I cannot go home because my old lady finds out that I have pseudo-cybersex with the beautiful ladies in SI - like Annette, Crocodile, Denice, Gypsy, Impristine (ladies, the names are in alphabetical order) - countless one night stands and shameless flirts, she threaten to demolish my titanium baltz, the next thing she is going to do is do what Mrs. Bobbitt do, and I have no intention of looking for my manhood first thing in the morning. Should I put on my toupee first or should I go outside looking for my pissing equipment, man, that is a hard choice. I am being attacked from all directions. Life is tough and unbearable to be underground, it is almost impossible to be close to the market. The freaking battery on my cellulite phone died on me a few times when I tried to put on trades, and that costs me a whole lot of headaches … I am emotionally and financially battered … I decided to take a trip home, I bought it from ebay, the ticket said it is round trip and is good for the lifetime, I was so happy that I can see my folks again … it was fun being with my folks, then I find out that the freaking return ticket is only good on April 30th, 1999 - that is the day when Mars is closer to Earth than it will be for the next 2 years - I don't think I can live without trading for 2 years, 3 months is okay, but 2 years … so I reluctantly have to leave my beloved home where greed does not exist …
Now let me know where I can sell my kidney so that I can have get some badly needed trading capital, I am down to my last 200 bucks, is it enough to buy that one share of ebay ???
Help, help,
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