Good Evening, Woody!
Ok, in my quest to return to my normal persona...
GO LEAFS!!!
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Four expectant fathers were in Minneapolis hospital
waiting room, while their wives were in labor.
The nurse arrived and announced to the first man,
"Congratulations sir, You're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence" the man said with some obvious
pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the
second man, "You sir, are the father of triplets."
"Wow, That's really an incredible coincidence " he
answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation." My buddies at
work will never let me live this one down.
An hour later, while the other two men were passing
cigars around, the nurse came back, this time she turn to
the 3rd man - who had been quiet in the corner. She
announced that his wife had just given birth to
quadruplets.
Stunned, he barely could reply.
"Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse.
After finally regaining his composure, he said "I don't
believe it, I work for the "Four Seasons Hotel."
After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the
4th guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The
nurse rushed to his side and after some time, he slowly
gained back his consiousness. When he was finally able
to speak, you could hear him whispering repeatedly the
same phrase over and over again.
"I should have never taken that job at 7-Up
"I should have never taken that job at 7-Up
"I should have never taken that job at 7-Up... |
