Right, Rev. Pilch. I'm well aware of the great manly pride you've taken in the pounds of pus you've pumped and dumped in my vicinity. But it's not just me, is it, Rev. Pilch? The resident political hygienist has informed everyone here that all liberals are filthy whores, or is it all Americans now? The various formulations evade me at the moment, I think it comes down to everyone insufficiently "right" in their politics.
A few years back they fell in with the Trenchcoat Mafia, given its name by the jocks who made fun of the group. Though much has been made of the group's ties to the "Goth" culture of black clothing, nihilism and funereal rock music, those who knew Harris and Klebold say it was primarily a way of fitting in with other kids. "They'd walk with their heads down, because if they looked up they'd get thrown into lockers and get called a 'fag'," says junior Makala Scrodin.
The jocks were just exhibiting the kind of manly behaviour you and the Coach believe in, right, Rev. Pilch? That anybody might find it offensive to have their correct place in the world continually pointed out to them in that manner is just nuts. What we need is more intolerance, not less! It goes well with more guns, not less! |
