A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender
(with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the
house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the
bill." So, the bartender does just that and hands the
man a bill for $57.00. The drunk says, "I haven't got
it."
The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then
throws him out into the street.
The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and
once again says (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy
everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and
give me the bill." The bartender looks at the guy and
figures to himself that he can't possibly be stupid
enough to pull the same trick twice, so he gives him
the benefit of the doubt, pours a round of drinks for
the house, has a drink himself and hands the drunk a
bill for $67.00. The drunk says, "I haven't got it."
The bartender can't believe it. He picks the guy up,
beats the living daylights out of him, then throws him
out into the street.
The next day the same drunk walks back into the same
bar and says (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy
every one in the house a drink, give me the bill. In
disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me
this time?"
The drunk replies, "You !!?? No way! You get too
violent when you drink."
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