OK guys .It's been entirely too quiet here today.
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a
>young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.
>The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners.
>You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
>
>The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
>The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able
>to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
>The old man replied, "No problem at all, Pastor." "Congratulations!
>Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.
>
>The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were
>you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
>The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week
>I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we made it."
> "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.
>
> The pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well,
>were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
> "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two
>weeks," the young man replied sadly.
> "What happened?" inquired the pastor.
>
>"My wife was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and
>dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust
>and took advantage of her right there."
>
>"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our
>church," stated the pastor.
>
> "We know." said the young man, "We're not welcome at Home Depot
>anymore either."
>
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