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Pastimes : EXSO-holics
EXSO 0.00010000.0%Mar 7 3:00 PM EST
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To: WEBNATURAL who wrote (1094)5/6/1999 9:03:00 PM
From: david m. uhler  Read Replies (1) of 1568
 
Yes Still here laughing (;-))

For the locals in Northern California:


YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE BAY AREA WHEN:
Your co-worker tells you she has 8 body piercings but none are
visible.
When someone says TENDERLOIN - you don't think of steak. You think
of danger.
You make over $100,000 a year and still can't afford a house.
You can't remember....is pot illegal?
You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a
sperm donor.
You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown and
can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
A really great parking space can move you to tears.
You know that anyone wearing shorts in April is just visiting from
Ohio.
You assume every company offers domestic partner benefits.
Your boss runs in "The Bay to Breakers"....it's the first time you
have seen him nude.
Your child's 3rd grade teacher has two pierced ears, a nose ring and
is named "Breeze." And, after telling that to a friend, they still
need to ask if the teacher is male or female.
You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide
between yoga, aromatherapy, conversational Mandarin or a building your own website class.
You haven't been to Fisherman's Wharf since the first month you moved
to
SF and you couldn't figure out how to drive to Coit Tower if your
life depended on it.
A man walks on MUNI in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps.
You don't notice.
A woman walks on MUNI with live poultry. You don't notice.
You think any guy with a George Clooney haircut must be visiting
from the midwest.
You know that any woman with a George Clooney haircut is not a
tourist.
You keep a list of companies to boycott.
Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who
delivers
your mail is straight and your Avon Lady is a guy in drag.
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