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Technology Stocks : C-Cube
CUBE 36.82-0.5%Dec 4 3:59 PM EST

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To: DiViT who wrote (40606)5/6/1999 9:46:00 PM
From: Maya  Read Replies (3) of 50808
 
Microsoft makes people happy every which way, stockholders are obviously happy, others are happy since it provides ample opportunity for party time jokes. On to some set-top/Windows CE jokes:

1. An interesting murder serial is on the TV. This is the last week when the murderer is going to be revealed. And the murderer is: "Memory overflow; system will be automatically rebooted."

2. FredE is watching his Bills playing the Superbowl with his favorite beer in hand. It is rare that his team is in the Superbowl and he has bet a ton that the Bill's will win it. Last few gripping seconds. QB throws a long one and the ball is in the air. Is it going to be caught or is it going to be intercepted? Hey, who has put the set-top on pause mode? Oh, no you wretched box, you're history!

3. Being on the west coast, it is early for Divit. His broker calls him from the east coast to inform him that Cube is in big time news and he better turn on his set-top/TV to CNBC. With dopey eyes, Divit rushes to the TV and turns it on. It welcomes him with "Please press Ctrl+Alt+Del" to logon.

Well guys, any volunteers for more jokes? Thanks MSFT
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