"Jed's n BLUE's DaA off" part wun by Jed
How-De all yar Techriders, itsa yar pal Jed. BLUE n I hadus a fine daA yestard-daA so Idone gonna tell ya bout it. It sur was a bue-D-ful ride up thrU da mountins.
As da trip stared weze almose run ovar sum elks nar BLUE's hous. BLUE seen em and almose spit out his coff-E wid da stun drivin n all in da big a$$ed BlazeR. On da way ta da cabin weze seen sum big horn sheep which wer pret-T. Da ram hada full crul, whiched U don't C evar-E-daA.
Da mountins wasa speck-tack-O-U-lar, dey had fresch sno on dem up hai but downaroun wer weze was dar wasn no sno n it wer seven-T da grees. Itsa 123 my-Ls of God's best work fum BLUE's Front Range hom ta da Hai Cun-tree land wid da cabins. N-nee-way, it wer a pret-T ride exceptin fer wen BLUE waza "singin", ifnya cood call it dat.
BLUE nevar cews da fat bout da mil-O-tery, citin his servus wasa whaya call a "class-O-fied" but Ima betin he dun went tone def servin his cun-tree n a can't talk bout it. Now dats justa hunch but dar has ta be a reasin fer singin like dat like ya can't har how bad U R. N-nee-way da singin part was da bad part of da trip.
We vis-itd wid da mountin man n a hadus sum first rate coff-E. BLUE dun brings a sac-O-coff-E fer da mountin man evar-E-tine he cums up ta sat-O-spell. Aftar da coff-E dey dun fed dar horsus, sayin howDe n all ta da horsus causa deys frends. Den BLUE sez-N tanks fer da coff-E n a "watch yar top knot" n dun headed fer his cabins and land.
Wen weze getsta da cabin, dars a gift fum above justa waitin fer us. Dar waza sum deer.... walkin steaks, deer-pot-pie on legs, rahgt dar nex ta da cabin but dat damn BLUE woodnt shoot dem. He justa sat dar sayin how dey waza pret-T anda howen his mountin hom was dar mountin hom.
Da boy makesa no sense sum tines. Walkin viddels rahgt dar so close ya cood knock em ovar rahgt inta yer cabinz kitchun and ol BLUE sez deysa pret-T...PRET-T! Dat younin isa mist-Tory ta me sum tines.......................
End-0-part wun.
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