********************JOKE********************
> There are two sperms and they're swimming and swimming and
>> swimming for what seems like forever.
>> They're starting to get tired and one sperm says to the other,
>> "Do you think we should pull over and ask for directions?"
>>
>> The other sperm replies, "Naaaahhhhh, we can find it."
>>
>> Sooooo, they keep swimming. Finally, they see another sperm,
>> who's almost dead, and decide to stop and ask directions.
>>
>> They ask, "Do you think you can help us get to where we are
>> going?" and the almost dead sperm says, "Sure, where ya going?"
>>
>> The two sperms reply, "Well, we're trying to find the fallopian
>> tubes so that we can try and fertilize the egg."
>>
>> The almost dead sperm just starts laughing. The other two
>> sperms look at one another, somewhat confused, and ask, "What's
>> so funny?"
>>
>> The almost dead sperm finally regains his composure and replies,
>> "Wellllll, y'all have got a loooonnnnnngggggg way to go......
>> you're still in the esophagus.">>
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