Some bar jokes:
Three guys were walking down the street. Two of them walked into a bar, the other one ducked.
A magician was walking down the street and he turned into a bar.
A horse walked into a bar, the bartender said, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"
A sandwich walked into a bar, the bartender said, "Hey, I don't serve food here."
Rene Decarte walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hey buddy, want a beer?" Decarte said, "I don't think so," then suddenly dissappeared.
A bartender had a dog that all his customers loved to play with. One day the dog died, so the bartender cut off the dog's tail so everyone could remember it. The dog was about to get into heaven when the guy said, "Hey buddy, we don't let partial spirits in here. You're going to have to go back and get your tail." The dog went back to the real world to get his tail. He walked in the bar and explained his predicament to the bartender. The bartender said, "Sorry, my license doesn't allow me to re-tail spirits after midnight."
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-Nick D. |
