What if Stumpy has touched them with his butt? Or poopy paws? Didja think of that?
Well, I thought maybe you could boil them, or fry them or something. Or even wash them. Hell, MJ's the cook. Let her figure it out.
The boys had fried calamari yesterday at this Mediterranean restaurant-
" I liked the fried part," said food critic, Ammo Westbrook, "but that chewy stuff inside it was awful."
A few years ago, Dan took Ammo skiing. It was warm and wonderful, and why ever would they need to wear their ski goggle things?
Ammo came home without his eyes.
"Where are your eyes?" I said, as he felt his way into the house.
I rushed him to the pediatrician. SHe found his eyes inside the swollen burned eyesockets.
The next year, he had pneumonia and couldn't go skiing with his father, much to my relief.
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