Ok, kids, my buy-o-meter is clicking again... I swore off these guys after the earnings blowup, but I'm drawn in again like the moth to the flame. Never sold, but adding a bit right here. We didn't melt down, and this looks like a very nice rising bottom.
As for you, steve, and the rest of the Dyslexic Jesus Freaks, you should know how I make these prescient calls. You see, I own this large and somewhat decrepit Victorian mansion just outside San Francisco. Deep in the basement I have carved out this large vault out of the stone, and in it I have placed an altar in the middle of a pentagram surrounded by about 666 or so candles. Then, on the appointed day (Tuesday, I think) I go out and kidnap me a virgin. Do you know how goddam hard it is to find a virgin in San Francisco? So then I take her (or him, this *is* SF after all) down to my vault and lay her with her toes pointed west and tie her up (I like that part) and say all these mumbled incantations and sprinkle unholy water and she spins around and around until her head points to one of the 13 commands written on the pentagram: BUY, SELL, CALL, RAISE, TAUNT, RIDICULE, etc, etc - you get the idea.
So that's it. Pretty simple, no? Just like your scheme.
Like you say, "It's not for everybody".
T. |
