A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
>> The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
>> "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
>>
>> The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and
>> gives him the jar,
>> which is as clean and empty as on the previous day.
>>
>> The doctor asks what happened, and the man explains,
>> "Well, doc, it's like this.
>> First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
>> Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing.
>> Then I asked my wife for help.
>> She tried with her right hand, but nothing.
>> Then her left, but nothing.
>> She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the
>> teeth out, and still nothing.
>> Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both
>> hands and her mouth too, but nothing. "
>>
>> The doctor was shocked, "You asked your NEIGHBOR? "
>>
>> The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get
>> the dang jar open !
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