God's Gifts To Adam
One day The Lord spoke to Adam. "I've got some good news and some bad
news," The Lord said.
Adam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the good news
first."
Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you, one is
called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ
I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical
pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and
populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this
organ to give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never
be able to use these two gifts at the same time." |
