"I'm disappointed in your description of asuka as a fu***** limey. Certainly you are far more sophisticated than that!"
I must apologize for my earlier transgressions toward our most stalwart allies. It seems ass-wipe brings out the worst in me, with that in mind my complaint continues.........
This post has three main sections. In the first, I argue that Ms. Asuka's propositions carry multiple connotations, ranging from the lewd (they brand me as phlegmatic) to the domineering (they criticize other people's beliefs, fashion sense, and lifestyle). In the second, I make it clear that the rapacious nature of Asuka's ideologies distracts us from the real lessons we could learn from a rigorous critique of her biases. And in the third and final section, I conclude that one of history's clearest lessons is that I decisively stand foursquare in defense of liberty, freedom of speech, and the right to criticize unprincipled officious card sharks. I would like to start by discussing her practices, mainly because they scare me. The thing I'm the most frightened about is that before bothering us with her next batch of yellow-bellied insolent credos, she should review the rules of writing a persuasive essay, most notably the one about sticking to the topic the writer establishes. To summarize my views: Ms. Asuka's sophistries turn the stomachs of those who know even a little about the real world.
NM Thanks for listening. |
