World Telecommunication Fans Learn From English and Dutch Soccer Fanimals.
DISNEY WORLD, May 12 (Snot Time News) - The rabid fanaticism usually attributed to Soccer "fanimals" (and religious zealots), has now spilled to the world of telecommunications, evidenced by the recent war of words between the various Internet thread participants who support their corresponding favorite telecom companies.
Lately, the fashionable practice of inundating the opposing thread with news relevant to the competing enterprise has escalated to the point of absurdity.
Fundamental principles of investment are thrown away, discarded as "useless and irrelevant concepts". Usually cool minded and logical based engineering minds have been exploding into temper tantrums of absurd counter-existentialism, passionately seeking yellow journalism, sometimes leading to irrelevant news clips.
The readers, (mostly composed of timid, or rather quiet lurkers), are left puzzled scratching their heads, (to the point of creating a bald spot), and asking themselves: "what's the point"?
However, the warring parties, primarily schizophrenic engineers, (probably rejects from some Architecture school, lacking "artistic flair"), engaged in mindless exchange of news clips with the same religious zeal of a bomb throwing Ayatohla Arsahola.
Their main leaders have been identified, (amongst many), as: "The Cisco Kid", "Lucretia Mc Evil", "Nortie the Viking", "Noki-a The Flying Finn", "Arscencio Hawll", and other minor schizos.
The State Department has been contacted to see if they would influence NATO to "accidentally on purpose" deviate a few bombs in the direction of the Telecom Terrorists. The State Department in typical bureaucratic style, have ignored these pleas, claiming mental retardation. (a consistent follow-up to earlier bombing decisions).
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