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To: Vendit™ who wrote (362)	5/13/1999 5:32:00 PM
From: thecow	Read Replies (1) of 19374

Hey those weren't cow sounds, are you sure your not ThePig? A pig farmer was wondering why none of his pigs were getting pregnant so he called the vet. The vet told him that the pigs had to be artificially inseminated and asked if the farmer knew what that meant. Not wanting to sound stupid the farmer said that he did. The vet also told the farmer that the pigs would start wallowing in the mud once they had been impregnated. With this info the farmer hung-up. After his conversation with the vet the farmer reasoned that the vet must have meant that he had to do it himself so he loaded all the pigs up on his pick-up truck and drove off into the woods. Upon arriving in the woods the farmer proceeded to s***w the pigs, one-by-one. After he was done he took the pigs home and went to sleep. The next morning the farmer awoke to find that the pigs weren't wallowing in the mud and so he loaded them on the truck and went back to the woods. The farmer "slept" with each pig again and then went home and to bed. When morning came the farmer again found the pigs not wallowing and once again took them to the woods to inseminate them. The farmer boinked each oinker twice this time just to make sure and then returned home and collapsed into bed. The next morning the farmer was so tired that he couldn't even get up to look out the window. He asked his wife if she would please look out to see if the pigs were wallowing in the mud. His wife replied, "No, but they're all in the pick-up truck and one of them is beeping the horn." pigdance.freeservers.com UDDERLY BOVINE IS BEAUTIFUL! cowdance.com real me TheCow

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