I Wanna Kiss Her But
(Dr. Demento Find)
I was riding on a train from Austin, Texas,
When a very lovely lady sat next to me.
When she got up to eat,
She asked if I would hold her seat.
Well, I was more than happy to,
And there's more I'd like to do.
I wanna kiss her but .... she won't let me.
I wanna whisper sweet nothings in her rear.
I wanna hold her behind, closed doors and more,
I wanna kiss her but .... she won't let me.
When she returned, she said she was an actress,
She showed me an album of pictures of her opening,
That she'd been sitting on.
She seemed as sweet as she could be,
But I could plainly see,
She was the kind of girl,
That stoled men's hearts, then rectum.
I wanna kiss her but .... she won't let me.
I wanna whisper sweet nothings in her rear.
I wanna hold her behind, closed doors and more,
I wanna kiss her but .... she won't let me.
I'll never forget that train ride down to Texas.
We shared our seats and we shared our tails.
But as my heart tried to leave her behind,
Regrets were on my mind.
I just had to get that girl, in the end.
I wanna kiss her but .... she won't let me.
I wanna whisper sweet nothings in her rear.
I wanna hold her behind, closed doors and more,
I wanna kiss her but ....
I wanna kiss her but ....
I wanna kiss her but ....
She won't let me.
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