Here is my take. That Paine Webber nobody was sitting around getting tanked Friday afternoon at a bar in the Hamptons, shootin' the sh** about stocks with his fat buddies. Then he had an idea, my clients are short as hell in DELL computer and I do not know how we are going to get out of this mess. Oh, what the hell, I'm a nobody anyway. GIve me the phone and lets downgrade on say . . .uh . .uh.. VALUATION. That's the ticket. Well Dan, got any data to support it. Naw, who needs data, just downgrade the G** D*** stock like I told you to on VALUATION. Then call our clients and tell them we can get them covered in the low 40s before Wednesday. That's the best I can do, because I am, and will always be, a nobody.
Now NBMontgomery, that's a substantive document with some meat in it.
WHich one are you going to believe. remember folks, Niles HAD DATA.
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