Sung to the tune of "Oh! Susanna", with apologies to Stephen Foster
OH! SOUSANAH
I come from Calgary Alberta,
With money from ABFG,
I'm going to Madagascar now,
Some perimeters I'd like to see.
I lied all month before I left,
My excuses they ran dry,
Got real hot, got bashed to death,
Sousanah, let me buy.
Ref.:
Oh! Sousanah,
Oh! I want to buy from thee,
For I come from Calgary Alberta
With money from ABFG.
I jumped aboard to Tel Aviv,
And then to Switzerland,
Just me and ol' Mdeitach,
Changing money like we had planned;
Morodov wants to stockpile gems,
He's really gonna try;
I cross my fingers and praise the lord,
Sousanah, let me buy.
I soon will be in Calgary,
To spread the news around,
I pulled one over on Sharifi.
I got me some north ground;
But if I try to mine it,
The Ministry they may deny,
You see I got this reputation,
Sousanah, he knows why.
- Jeff
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