Reticulose "secret" formula revealed. Courtesy of the ADGI board on AOL, which still exists, Mike Mcking hasn't gotten there yet, it seems.
Subj: Re:CALLED THE COMPANY
Date: 97-03-09 19:07:01 EST
From: NOSGAOTC
Harrrummph, Harrrummph, I would like to add a little clarity to this issue.
ADGI Sells new drugs.....they are PAID in old blood, they take the old blood, put it in new containers and sell it BACK to the third world companies.
They have the old blood stockpiled from the pre-80's AIDS scare. Doctor H. of reticulose fame discovered that AIDS is not spread through the blood at all, but through used hypodermic needles, it's the oxidation of the interior lining of the needle that causes AIDS not the blood. He does not want to disclose the "secret ingredient" in reticulose, but it is common knowledge in the medical industry that the secret ingredient is WD-40, it keeps the needles from rusting.
The blood myth was spread by the Shipiro Bros. of Manhattan who as everybody knows have a virtual corner on the blood market. In fact, they have a highly experimental project in Nevada growing something called a "blood cactus". Which leads us to another persistent rumor....it involves the origin of the "tamale bush". I am taking great risks devulging this information here, but Paco sensed that a drastic measure was needed to keep the World Health Organization from finding out the *TRUE* nature of the project in Nevada....hence the ridiculous stories about tamale bushes, nobody was expected to believe that, it was just a smoke screen, and a highly successful one I might add!
So, there you have it....gap up to $3 on Monday (after the 100:1 reverse split of course)
Ha!
None of this is true by the way.....it was a joke, get it, humor, ie; fiction, in other words I made it up. (one can't be too careful when "hyping" a stock) Just think what I might have said if I didn't LOVE this wonderful little company and it's lovely 33 vanishing employees!
Cheers!
Give'em what for there Donna, you're Otay in my book! |
