Two dogs sitting in the vet's waiting room started talk about what they were there for. The first had a sad story. "I spent the whole day romping with the kids, fetching sticks, running around, and all that stuff" he moaned. "That night, some people broke in and stole a bunch of stuff. They bought me as a watchdog, and now they're so pissed off that they're having me put to sleep".
The second dog told his story. "My owner is a hot chick, and she always walks around in a short dress with no underwear on. This morning she bent over to get something out of a cabinet, and I couldn't resist; I jumped on her and rammed it home."
"Wow" said the first dog, "are you getting put to sleep too?"
"Nah", came the reply, "I'm just getting my nails done." |
