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Pastimes : SIGNS THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR.....

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To: JakeStraw who wrote (117)3/10/1997 3:17:00 PM
From: Father Terrence   of 177
 
j:

You never heard of the "Antarctic Amazons"? A race of tall, shapely Nordic women who left their Viking husbands in the 16th Century and sailed for Valhalla only to lose their way in a violent storm and end upon the shores of the fabled 7th Continent.

Yes, deep within the valleys hidden by the Mountains of Thor, lies the village of the 16 Sirens. Legend has it that each blond vixen maintains her youth by drinking the exceptional mineral water of the South Pole and the sweet elixir of the perfumed air. Underground volcanically heated geysers keep their valley a temperate 82 degrees.

It is said none there looks older than 20, and that the constellation of the Southern Cross points to their fabled land once each generation. That day is fast approaching in the next Antarctic summer of January 26, 1998.

A man who finds the village of the 16 Sirens will know pleasures unbounded, have 1,000 comely concubines at his command. And shall feel the need to sleep with 2 or 3 different women every "night" (even though the sun stays up for months during the summer) sometimes two or three at once when the mood for sex games strike him.

And, aaahhhhh, those wonderful 24-hour nights spent with bevies of beauties insistent upon outdoing each other in sexual expression upon their shared man -- a man who will be able to service their needs for some centuries to come.

They are lonely. They are hungry for the pleasurable fires within their loins that can only be awakened by a bold adventurer who braves the icy clime.

Are you ready for next January? Are you game for a special expedition? Perhaps those that are worthy upon the Galt thread should band together and make this trek.

Father Terrence
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