Thread from CPQ thread:
Who is Jack Schitt?
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a
response
when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can
intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe
Schitt
and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
Kneedeep N. Schitt Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious
couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt,
Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her
parents'
objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe
Schitt
later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them,
she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they produced
a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt
were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married
the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding
announcement
in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The
Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt,
the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned
from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
DrRisk |
