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Herpes
There were two Jewish women (Ruth and Golda) walking along the street.
Ruth says to Golda, "My son, Irving, is finally getting married. He tells
me he is engaged to a wonderful girl, but... he thinks she may have a
disease called herpes.
Golda says to Ruth, "Do you have any idea what this herpes is, and can he
catch it?"
Ruth answers, "No, but I am just so thrilled to hear about Irving's
engagement. It's past time he's settled. As far as the herpes goes...who
knows?"
"Well," Golda says, "I have a very fine medical dictionary at home --
I'll look it up and call you." So, Golda goes home, looks it up, and
calls Ruth... "Ruth, I found it. Not to worry! It says...herpes is a
disease of the gentiles!"
$100 bill
A guy goes to the tatoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist
$1,000 to put a $100 bill on his willie. The artist agrees, but is
curious and asks the man why he wants to do this. The man replies,
"I have my reasons which I would rather not tell right now".
So, the artist goes ahead and does the job. But, all the while
he is anxious with curiosity over why this man wants a $100 bill on
his penis. So, he tells the man that he really needs to know the
reason why and says that the man can keep the $1000 he would have paid
for the tatoo if he would just tell the reason for putting a $100 bill
on his willie.
So, the man consents and offers these three reasons: "First, I like to
play with my money.
Second, I like to watch my money grow.
And third, and most importantly, the next time my wife wants to
blow $100, she can stay home to do it! |
