TO ALL INSULTERS:
I won't be posting for a week. I'll be leaving for New York on Sunday for our seven day cruise to
Bermuda... yes, it's true, we have booked the top
owner's suite and we'll completely enjoy ourselves
on our cruise, room service and all...
I want to take this opportunity to let you know
that this cruise could not have been possible
without your generous contributions... that's
right, your generous contributions to the welfare
system of our great nation... since I don't work, I collect social welfare assistance and since I'm
registered under 125 different names and declare
750 dependents, your generous checks have provided
me with lobster and champaigne dinners for the past many years... I can't express my appreciation
enough..... Oh, by the way, I have another seven
day Caribbean cruise booked for July and a great
ten day cruise lined up for the Panama Canal in
December... so, keep on working in your jobs as
hard as you do and don't forget to pay your taxes,
I really appreciate those checks.
Oh, before I forget, I've got to get to the Rolls
Royce dealer this afternoon and pick out a color
for the new car, the old Rolls is running low in
fuel.....
Well, see you all next Sunday when we get back.....
My Warmest Regards To All.
GZ |
