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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: John Messbauer who wrote (2154)5/22/1999 11:42:00 PM
From: Karin  Read Replies (1) of 2733
 
A Husband and Wife go to the hospital to deliver their child. The doctor
meets them and tells them that he has a new system that will allow the
father to take part or all of the mothers labor pains. They both agree
and the delivery begins. The doctor turns the dial to 10%, so that the
father will take 10% of the mothers pain. The husband says he feels
fine, so the doctor puts it up a notch. The husband still feels fine, so the
doctor puts it up to 30%. The husband still feels fine, so it goes up to
50%. The husband tells the doctor to go ahead and put it up to 100%.
The husband still feels fine and the child is delivered and the wife felt
virtually no pain at all. They both go back home with their child, where
they find the mailman dead on their steps.
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