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To: Jack L. Dlugach who wrote (9183)	3/12/1997 12:49:00 AM
From: Paul Fiondella	of 42771

Notice the catchy "triple-fix" MSFT could rearrange your disk drive backwards and put a bouncing ball on the screen instead, and as long as Solitaire comes back up...... Pictures of MS nerds racing around flashing control panels fixing fixes with real fixes. Captain I believe we have encountered a new bug. Captain slightly bored, slightly beatle eyed looks up from his "Patching the Registry Reference Manual." Yaaah So What! A bug! You haven't even reached level three yet and you tell me you found a bug! Hey Bob the kid found a bug. What should we do with him. Hey listen kid, you're supposed to look like your fixing things in here and you're not supposed to be screwing with the script. Get on with the game kid or we'll find some 13 year old that knows how to write a program... Heavy sound of BZZZZZZ BZZZZZ BZZZZZZ. Captain Captain its red alert. A shortcut invoked a low level disk format on the IDE drive. I didn't even know that capability existed Captain. We put it in there just so Netware would get the interrupts confused. Camera focuses on determined android like up and coming nerd. We see him reach over to a key board. Punch in a bunch of keystrokes. Look at the screen. Punch in a few key strokes. (around him everything is madness, people screaming. The systems crashing. The systems crashing) A slight smile on his face as he punches the enter key. CLick. Dead silence in the room. We hear WIndows startup chimes. All screens sync to the Windows logo. Wild applause. Ya did it again, Bill. Microsoft, solutions, the future.

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