Dan,
That reminds me of a joke I once heard.....
After his death, a man is being shown around heaven by God. As God is walking and
talking with the recently departed individual, they pass an open room with many people
bent in joyful prayer on rugs facing the east. "What is that room"? asks the man. That is
where the Muslims go to pray in heaven, answered God as they continued their tour.
Awhile later, they passed another open room. In the room were many people in their
prayer shawls, all davening(sp?), and praying, and looking ecstatic. "What is that"?,
asked the man again. that is where the Jews go to pray in heaven, answered God as
they once again continued their walk.
A little further down the path they came to a room with closed doors.
Inside the man could hear joyful praying, but he couldn't see inside as the door was
closed and there was signs on the front of the door requesting silence.
Once again the man asked what was going in the room they were passing, and why
was the door closed?
God answered in hushed tones, "Shhh, it's the Christians, don't disturb them, they like
to think they are the only ones here.............
Mark
No offence, I just thought it was funny........ |
