Okay, June Bug, here comes the Duck....
So, I am your "lackey", eh? And you threaten me with the loss of my supposedly remunerative dryadic position?
It just so happens that I am the Supreme Chairperson of the Dryad Selection, Assignment, and Firing Committee. In this capacity, I, shall we say, regulate all dryads, and my special field of expertise is Beech Tree Dryadism---so you can imagine, C.S., the reverence with which my recommendations are taken by the Committee...'Nuff said?
Okay, keep the tree house you have illegally built and occupied in the tree you have usurped from me. See if I care. Flounce! But no gentleman in his right mind would want to visit such a bossy lady! See if you like it, sitting there alone, exposed to the elements, including the elements that our friends the birds eject from time to time...
Anarchist Nymph
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